Hey there! 👋
I’m Vietal, Your Go-To Guru for Fantasy Football Kicker Mediocrity and Trash Talk Mastery.
While others waste time chasing championships, I’ve perfected the lost art of kicker dominance. My picks are precise, my trash talk is elite, and my win record? Irrelevant. I won’t get you a trophy—but I will make sure your kicker scores just enough to keep you out of last place. After all, why aim for greatness when you can be the King of Kickers?
8th
Average Finishing Position
0
Championships Won
16-26-0
All-Time Record
1
Playoff Appearances
Why Trust Vietal’s Kicker Picks?
Unparalleled Expertise
I’ve spent years scouting the third-most important position in fantasy football.
Consistent Results
While others are lifting trophies, I’m racking up those kicker stats.
Trash Talk Guaranteed
Every consultation comes with a free side of banter.
Happy Clients, Happy Me
“Working with Vietal was a game-changer”
Thanks to Vietal’s advice, I finished 7th instead of 9th this year! Kicker scored 9 points—too bad my QB got benched.
A Former Client
Left The League
“Justin Tucker sucks”
Still waiting on my refund. My kicker missed 3 field goals.
1st Seed
Collecting Wins, Not Refunds.
Let’s Perfect Your Fantasy Kicker Strategy—Or At Least Make You Laugh
Whether you’re aiming to improve your team or just want to see how far bad advice can take you, I’ve got a package that fits your level of chaos. Let’s turn mediocrity into an art form together!
The “Why Am I Doing This?” Starter Pack
$25.99
Personalized kicker recommendations
Kickers likely to score 5+ points (weather permitting)
Quick response to your regret email
Access to “Vietal’s Kicker Secrets” (probably never coming).
A sarcastic “You’re Welcome” email when your kicker scores 6 points.
The “Championship-Less Guru” Experience
$49.99
In-depth kicker analysis and recommendations.
Weekly updates (if I remember).
A roast of your fantasy team.
Tips on why your kicker might outperform your flex.
A no-refund guarantee (because I don’t need your complaints).
Advice on dropping that one player you irrationally like.
A bold prediction for your kicker that will absolutely not come true.
Exclusive access to my fantasy football losing streak secrets.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can you guarantee I’ll beat Vietal?
No, but history suggests you probably will.
What’s your success rate?
100% when it comes to finding kickers. 0% for championships.
Why kickers?
Because no one else has the guts to build their brand around them.
What happens if my kicker doesn’t score well?
Blame the weather, the coach, or literally anyone else. I don’t do refunds, but I do accept compliments on my trash talk.